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My, my, this is all so intriguing! Everyone is behaving most bizarrely~ Ahh, I'm so happy I could come to such an entertaining place. The terrain is quite dark in contrast, but with everyone's behavior, it completely makes up for it.

There's nothing truly wrong with darkness lingering... Your concern should be whether or not it will swallow you up.




Anyway, I'm enjoying myself here! I couldn't have asked for a better way to spend my time. [ A pause. Then, quietly... ] Though it's a little lonely without my girls around... Well, I'll soon make up for that.

So! Does anyone have tea here?